Friday's Funny Thoughts:
- If a cow laughed real hard would milk come out her nose?
- Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
- Does a fish get cramps after eating?
- Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
- Why are there flotation devices under the seat of airplanes instead of parachutes?
- How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
- If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor and why do bars have parking lots?
- Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
- Why are cigarettes sold in places that prohibit smoking?
- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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