Friday, December 5, 2008

Friday's Funny Thoughts

Friday's Funny Thoughts:

  1. If a cow laughed real hard would milk come out her nose?
  2. Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
  3. Does a fish get cramps after eating?
  4. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
  5. Why are there flotation devices under the seat of airplanes instead of parachutes?
  6. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
  7. If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor and why do bars have parking lots?
  8. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  9. Why are cigarettes sold in places that prohibit smoking?
  10. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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